This is how to NOT play the owens. I see a ton of people playing this with white and this time I violated enough things to see it work.

https://www.chess.com/game/live/121115752496

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Chess: Gilbelmonte vs armyguy63b

Gilbelmonte (722) vs armyguy63b (696). Gilbelmonte won by resignation in 34 moves. Click to review the game, move by move.